Phinal Countdown …

A cover of Europe’s Final Countdown

Disclaimer : None of the people playing is me and I have got nothing to do with any of them. Any claims that associate me with any of the band members are purely baseless and are lame attempts at ruining my their reputation.

Tales from Britannia – III

It is now almost a week since I came here and I have been to a few places here and there. Yesterday I went to Trafalgar Square where the great admiral Nelson was standing on top of a tall pillar. I ignored him and went straight into the National Art Gallery beside it. Few things I learnt there …

1. European artists had few subjects to paint. So about 75% of the paintings they made were about Jesus Christ (Jesus!).
2. Even Jesus Christ did not manage to do a variety of stuff in his life so 90% of his paintings are about his birth, death and him leaving his mom.
3. Rembrandt, Monet etc. were just weird sounding names for me, but now I know that they were truly great artists who managed to grow out of painting the Gods.
4. Modern art is bullshit. The National Gallery does not have modern art, but from what I have seen of it, it is just a sad way of painting something you can’t manage.

Planning to go to Greenwich some time soon. Also have to see Lord’s. Another quote to sign off

   “Cleavage cleavage everywhere not a single one to be had”   

                                                                                 – Kaustubh Bhat