Forward?!

To,

The Consortium of Loose, Pub-going, Forward Women,

What happened in the Mangalore pub was very unfortunate and whoever was responsible must be duly punished. Freedom cannot be compromised.

But, a few points need clarification …

1) Do you claim to be ‘forward’ because you are loose and you go to pubs?

2) If not, is it because of the pink chaddies that you are ‘forward’?

3) And if none of these is true, how do you substantiate your claim of being ‘forward’?

As the reasons for your ‘forward’ness are not visible in any of the media articles pertaining to you, kindly answer the above questions. Or else drop the word from your name so that it won’t misguide the people.

Thank You.

Another Quote …

From today’s Times of India …

” I felt like a cow.”

- Adam Gilchrist on being auctioned off at the IPL .

Don’t take it personally Adam but you are much better off then the    cow … The poor creature doesn’t have a choice , but you had a choice of not being a part the entire tamasha (read IPL) in the first place.

Bheja Fry ?

If you are a bigshot classical vocalist/musician and its Holi then what do you do?

Simple ! You invite really bad classical singers from all over the country to perform in a concert and create a nice ‘Bheja Fry’ situation. A nice place for all of the biggies to meet up and have a nice hearty laugh at the cost of the poor performers who actually feel that they are being appreciated for their voices.

Apparently this happens every Holi and five worst classical singers from all over the country perform in front of a distinguished audience. All this just to make a mockery of the innocent fellows and have fun.

Talk about sadistic pleasure !